I had extra thousands so I decided I wanted to ball so I went to the book store. I was looking for an extraordinary purchase. One of the greatest I have ever made. Like the one when I was 20, on my birthday, on a day I decided “You deserve it”! I bought the greatest book on Investing “The Intelligent Investor” by Benjamin Graham. I liked the color of the book. I liked the recommendation by Warren Buffet stating that it was the greatest book on Investing ever! I laughed a bit. What can I say? I liked the language. It’s positive. It’s affirmed. I added Jordon Belfort’s “The Wolf of Wall Street”. I saw the movie and I wanted the book. Congratulations to Martin Scorsese and Leonardo Di Caprio for delivering an absolute cinematic experience. The best movie when it came out! It’s a pure Martin Scorsese film. A prime example of excellence. Terrence Winter wrote a good script. It was funny, it was great. The actors, the cameras, the make-up, everyone well done! Topping the purchase and day is impossible unless if I chose another Benjamin Graham book. The first book that came to mind was… That’s right, “Securities Analysis”. That’s the only book that can beat “Intelligent Investor”. I went to the superstore in Sandton, saw the classic guys Robert Kiyosaki, Robin Williams, “Richest Man in Babylon” but no “Security Analysis”. I went to the front and asked to be assisted, the kind book store guy obliged. He checked on his system and still no “Security Analysis”. He checked inventory from other branches but still not “Security Analysis”. Look, it’s not really a problem, I have “Security Analysis” as an ebook, I just wanted something tangible this time around. This kind sir was not willing to give up and so he went to the internet inventory. And it come up from my screen that it was 1.6. I was happy with the evaluation. At least a thousand nigga! Especially if it’s going to change your life in a major way. This book can make your existence. Pay up a bit. I said “Oh, you have it in hardcover? He responded, “no, it’s in digital format. I looked at him with great pride and said, no that’s not necessary sir, I already have it in ebook format”. I then thanked him for his time and walked away. It felt good. It was a good day.
Take it easy, slow down, stop making rash decisions, take a pause, think – don’t just do it. Oh, you wanna suck my dick? Slow down baby girl, you just met me, you don’t know me. You can’t be sucking every dick. Sit down. Plan. Think of a better solution. Let high calibrating energy guide you as you navigate this jungle but be delayed in your response. That will give you time to think, to consider perspectives and make an informed decision. Drive slow. Follow regulations. The fast lane is for people who have experience. People who know the rules and so can mend them to their advantage. Real hustlers who have been doing this for years. Look at your life. Look at your decisions. Are you going to last in that world with that approach? Stop being angry with the world. The world is and will forever be constant, it’s how people engage in the world that’s a problem. Start off by being grateful and make your way up. Be a strategist in life, this is game-theory, choose options that have better payoffs as you progress. Take your time, relax.
ANTAKALIPA
the great man
Consciousness of culture
Be your own boss. Live the life that you want. Strive to be the best. The “A-lister”, top of the pile, the pick of the crop, the best in the world. This dick ain’t free. Relax, take it easy.
Get the best people on your side. Ensure they are radically open-minded. Bounce off ideas and create. We don’t need fools who will fuck up the energy. We don’t need insecurities. We don’t need angry people. We need enthusiasm and the will to create. Positive energy, Luminous energy, Energy that radiates, Constructive energy, One that builds and is self-sustaining. This is how you create great things.
I love how women can unite men. Like “My man, you see that girl with the fat ass, Imma fuck her!” Yea, my nigga such life affirming language, I love it! Go for it, do you need any help? I can play your number 5 like Puyol, most recently Virgil van Dijk. I will do my best to help you in your course. Let’s get this pussy, life is meant to be enjoyed. Let’s make the best of it! We were at a wedding and these group of hot women wanted to take pictures. They had a cameraman. I knew my only way through that group was the cameraman. So, I bid my time. I studied everything and made notes but I was not close to gaining access. Then through God’s grace and implacable timing, my cousin came up to me and said “That cameraman needs an assistant, can you do it?”. I said man, “For sure!”. It was like a Bruno Fernandes assist. Don’t worry Cuz’, I’ll do this for us. Them bitches are going to be with us! I did as I promised and later we were with the whole squad of hot women. I was a hero. Brock Lesnar! The beast! Sleep, eat, break the streak! We had a great night. We had moments. We were vibing. But it was late, they had to go. Pleasantries were made but I didn’t take a number. The gents had a great time, I am happy, at least I made them accessible. Everyone was grateful, the energy was cool. And so four months later, I get a call from Cuz’. He said, “Remember those women? They want us again. You game?”. I was like “For sho”. We had transportation, accommodation, capital for transactions and the whole weekend. Life rewards action. Do those small things right and your life will be plentiful in dividends and income generating streams. You will be great. But remember to be grateful. That’s the great law. Amazing things happen. Every move counts, this is game-theory and I am the computer that beat Lee Sedol, I Go faster like Dwayne Johnson. In the end we all get what we deserve. If events stand the test of time, they are good. Stay consistent and walk confidently in the face of adversity. You will conquer, you always do. Just like that my nigga and I were reunited again, it’s gonna be a great day!
I learned from the Greeks that there are 3 types of love. Phila which is a kind of love that is platonic, a kind you feel for a friend, a close acquaintance or a family member. Then we have Eros which is a kind of love with passion. It seeks gratification from another person. It is hot, steamy, sultry and sexy. It is cupid’s arrow on your ass. It is a spell cast on you. Finally, we have one that is called Agape, and this kind of love is unconditional love. It is a love you share for all of mankind. A love you share for life. It is paternal in a sense that it can never be taken away. It is easy and natural as breathing. It is forever.
I am in love with a girl and our connection is platonic, Phila. She makes me feel good. She makes the effort. Has a great smile and just cares for me. She is a friend but that’s not enough for me because all I am thinking about is possession. My body yearns for her. She runs through my mind like a marathon champion, for hours, for days. I can’t get over her embraces. She covers me like a blanket and keeps me warm from this cold world. She inspires a lot of love out of me. She makes me passionate. All that I have in the fiber of my being is Eros. Regardless, I can’t act on it. I need to focus on the future that I am building. I am infatuated with the feeling of power and I want it all. And there’s no use trying to hide it, I am aiming at a billion. But as of now, I am broke like window, my short comings are transparent. I don’t think it’s fair to put you through that. I don’t think it’s fair to reserve you like a bus seat. I don’t think it’s fair to waste your time. And so you’re are my sacrifice. I know I would’ve lost you by the time I am millionaire. Time waits for no man and I understand. I know I want you now more than ever because you’ve got someone in your life. Somebody to love you and care for you. You win some and you lose some and this lose is devastating for me because I had plans. I wanted to start a family with you from scratch, build you a home for you and our children. Travel the world and there would be a reserve of capital for all your dreams. I would stack it up and you can offload. You can support courses with the money and be a humanitarian with your pure heart. You could be a super businesswoman and be respected by all your peers. I had dreams of me and you conquering the world. Maybe these are stupid dreams, maybe you just want a simple life. Maybe you just want to pay your tab and gracefully die. Maybe you are not interested in wealth and power and that my value system is flawed. Maybe Cinderella’s glass shoe just won’t fit. Damn! I can’t believe that I am going to lose you someday. Still, I hope you find love and happiness. I hope you have a perfect life and everything comes out the way you imagined. You have my unconditional love, Agape. I love you in all the Greek categories. My love for you is wholesome. My love for you is diversified. My love for you is forever, eternal.
[Eddie Griffin] Aww they say uhh.. .. a black man is a pimp Well let me tell you the biggest pimp On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma It’s her MOMMA that told her “Get a man that got a good job gurl! Make sure he got a good car gurl! Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!” What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass — — just cause you love the nigga? But I’m the pimp motherfucker! I gotta be the player!
Biggest hoes, on planet Earth.. .. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman You knew he already had a family But you fucked him anyway!!! And then when you thought you gon’ lose the nigga You went and got pregnant – didn’t you bitch, DIDN’T YOU!! THE OL’ KEEP A NIGGA BABY And then when the nigga ain’t around, what do you tell the child? “Aww that nigga ain’t shit, that’s why yo’ daddy ain’t here; Cause that nigga ain’t shit.” How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth That yo’ momma, you was a ho! TELL THE KID! Momma was a ho, I was weekend pussy I had you to keep the nigga, it didn’t work out That’s why he ain’t here – but he a good nigga Cause he take care of his REAL family I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted
It was Sunday morning and I got a text from her saying she was coming over. She insists Sundays are for her, oh okay. It’s not a problem, I’ve got everything sorted. I am thinking Mary-Jane, good music, high energy, inspirational moments and the possibility of laying you down. I can roll us perfect cones. Bomb cone zol. The trick is to use the Rizzla the way it is, don’t cut it. It’s a perfect sheet, besides the manufacturers know what they are doing. Bob Marley will start off the Playlist. He will get you in a good mood. I want you to relax, this is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, always think the overhaul that’s where things blossom like a flower in spring. The beautiful colors shaded in particular hues. Let’s smoke, Marijuana is great. I commit myself to being an ambassador. After Bob, I will play whatever comes to my mind, for you are now suggestive, under my spell, whipped – you are my slave. Bob Marley and Chronic are the best combination in the world. He is such a legend. Even Steve Jobs used him on his comeback season on Apple and won, Made Apple what it is today, a Billionaire, he founded Pixar, released Toy Story at the start of his CEO tenure. The start of destiny, 1995. How can the board of Apple vote against Steve, he started the company, how can he be fired? The things that happen in this world are truly amazing, you can never be certain. Steve is a legend, a genius, an innovator. Someone who does things exceptionally. At age 25, his net worth was more than 100 million! Yes, that guy used Bob Marley in his comeback campaign. The slogon was “Think Different”. It is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen, creatives just connect the dots. What hype for Bob Marley. You see, I am a hype-man, another skill, I can make you feel good. It’s not that I am a hype-man as such, I am just really positive, I have always been, I have the spirit of a child and I view the world with novel eyes. I am a happy person. I reside in a bubble of pure positivity and if you can’t build to that, you don’t deserve my energy. I love life. Marijuana is good and it will make us feel good. And If I have to absolutely make sure, I will throw in “Black Messiah” by D’Angelo and the Vanguard. That will definitely tip the scale to my side. I win hands down. That’s the best and greatest music album of all time and forever until the end of time. Listen to it in FLAC and oh yea, you’re welcome. Would I dare add John Coltrane on the Playlist? No, unfortunately you are too different John. I can’t believe I would ommit Coltrane. And my reasoning being “You are too different, too creative, too great”. At least Steve added you to his “Think Different” campaign. But you see, I need to get laid, I am sure you understand. I am thinking more of Maxwell, Usher, Al Green, Ray Charles and Alicia Keys. I need to create the correct ambiance, a sultry mood so I can get close to her, so I can get her in my arms, whisper good things in her ears, kiss her. Imagine our conversations, the bonds and connections we will be generating. We will dance in the dark like sparklers. Ignite the scene. Light up. Then in that very moment, we will engage in something very normal in our universe. We are amazing things, life, we project our world with our thoughts. We are creators of life- we are Gods. Can we be greater than our role models? I think it’s possible but very hard. So you must really practice if you want to be like your role model, really focus, top-down stuff. Maybe one day we can try out Psychedelics. They will unlock our minds like a locksmith, alter our consciousness, stimulate the regions of the brain that have been inactive for a while and help us see the world for the first time. I am talking about Psilocybin Mushrooms and DMT. We can travel to South America and try out Ayahuasca. It will help us connect with spirits and give us visions for the future. We can experience NDE (Near Death Experience) and come out of it with a deep appreciation of life. Baby, we can be reborn, we can be like children again and look at Butterflys with awe, we can chase waterbubbles on the wet grass with our shoes off and laugh until the sun sets. We can be connected with the pulse of life, the world, the universe. Then we will sit up late and talk about dreams. We will talk about all our aspirations and goals. You can help me crystallize my thoughts so that they make sense to me. Make me feel good, be on my side, make me believe, make me want to push forward and excell. Be my woman, do things that will make me go crazy. Let’s let loose and have fun, you are my woman, you and I baby is all we ever need to conquer this world.
Silence is the best response for fools. They are unworthy of your energy. Don’t defend yourself or argue with one. Let it go, don’t give a fool the satisfaction, be the bigger man.
Remember, the world is full of fools. They are a part of life like rocks and furniture. Don’t waste your time, Channel your energy in the right avenues.
The first thing I am going to do when I get to heaven is get Ray Charles information. I need to see him perform. That would make my whole existence. He was a creative genius, one of the best and greatest talents the world has ever seen. He was amazing! Then I am going to a Amy Winehouse concert – the same day! I want to be in pure music bliss. I want to have a lot of fun, I want to dance, sing along to the lyrics and laugh with like minded individuals. Man I swear heaven is going to be so much fun! The next day I am keeping the momentum going. I want to see Louis Armstrong and wait for it John Coltrane, he will finish my second day in heaven but if I still have time I will head over to a Miles Davis concert, man what I would do to hear “Kind of Blues” live. So John, when you done with your set please be so kind to assist Miles. I’d continue my third day with Charles Mingus! Charles you and your team just have to perform “Devil Woman” and “Devil Blues”, I am bitterly disappointed that Colombia did a greatest hits and omitted those two bangers! Charles, if you can commit to playing those two songs, then I will give you the whole of Day 3. And on Day 4, hi there “Delfonics” and “Al Green”, you know I wouldn’t miss you guys. Besides, your music is going to help me get heaven pussy. Of course I will be there, in a flash! I think I will be settled by Day 5 so I will go to a Nina Simone concert and later Roberta Flack. Roberta baby, you just gotta sing “Killing Me Softly With His Song” for me. DAMN! Heaven would be a place that I would never want to leave. There are religions that promise 7 virgins for the deceased. Imagine that! 7 virgins, all for you. Isn’t that perfect? Isn’t that the end of suffering? That is excellent marketing by God and his angels. Still, it’s not appealing to me. How are the virgins? Are they opinionated virgins who think they have rights? Are they feminist virgins? You know what? No feminists in heaven! Yall can go to hell! Heaven is not a place for feminists. Heaven is a place for good women who are obedient. That’s all a man wants when his dead, 7 obedient virgin women, who will not talk too much and ask too many questions but rather serve as sex objects and suck this dick. That’s it, that’s all we want from heaven. Can you promise that God? I don’t think I’d want 7 virgin women even in heaven. It’s too much administration and work. Will they give it up easy or do I have to work for it? Knowing women they won’t give it up easily without a challenge or getting something in return. But maybe the ruler of heaven is Old Testament God. That would be so dope, if it is Old Testament God, I am confident we will be getting our promised pussy without a strain or any delay on our side. Old Testament God is a good open-minded guy. He ruled the Bible with fear and an iron fist, I am confident in his ability to keep women in line. A man doesn’t need 7 virgin women playing hard to get. There’s also the pressure and stress of satisfying 7 virgin women. Honestly, I don’t want that kind of stress when I am dead. It’s not worth it, I am dead and in heaven, I’d rather let loose. Heaven for me would be smoking Chronic the whole day. I’d rather not have a penis too. I definitely don’t want a vagina. No sexual orientations in my heaven. Just weed, music and maybe Gordons gin. But if God insists, I will have both a penis and a vagina. I think we can negotiate on boobs, they are not neccessary. I think God will side on me with this one. It’s so typical of Pixar making me ruminate about the second life. What if there is a second layer to life like on the movie “Coco”? What if life continues after death for the absolute last time before we get to heaven or hell? What if you get to relive all the decisions you made during your first life? What if Karma finally catches up with you on this second life? Damn! I enjoyed watching Pixars ideas on “Coco”. It was such a refreshing movie, filled with imagination, awesome storytelling techniques and emotive scenes. It’s such a classic! I expect the same thing with “Soul”. It is going to be a classic, I can feel it. Hoping for the Pygmalion effect with this one. I can’t wait.
My friend Lloyd once said “I have never seen someone as talented as J. Cole”. This was because he single-handedly produced his album, rapped throughout and featured himself twice – his that nice, on KOD. I had to admit that was pretty dope. Featuring himself was a response to his critics who said he never collaborated with anybody. What a response hey? KiLL Edward. I agree with his sentiments, J. Cole is easily one off the greatest to ever grace the mic. His story-telling sets him apart from everybody. He uses awesome metaphors and similes. His relatable and grounded. He is poetic. It’s his flow, he follows the rhythm. It’s his intelligence. Spits knowledge. His hooks are outstanding and he can sing. He is multi-faceted. Considering he does all his albums alone, you would think they are second rate right? Wrong! Focused energy is better. His albums are generally lauded by critics and are among the most best selling not only in hip-hop but music. To due all his albums have gone platinum. They have all peaked number 1 one the billboard 200. But still no Grammy! What’s a nigga got to do? Yea, I know he won one with 21 Savage on “A lot” but it doesn’t count for me. J. Cole is consistently overlooked by the Academy. How can “Power Trip” not win best Rap Sung song? Really? In 2013? Really? Objectively, what was better than “Power Trip”? “Hotline Bling”? Don’t waste my time. I am not throwing shade on Drake but Power Trip is way better! It’s more intelligent, it appeals more to people. Everybody has been infatuated with somebody to a degree that they couldn’t think properly. Maybe my views are clouding my judgment. Maybe I shouldn’t have referenced “Hotline Bling”. I am being unfair, subjective and biased in my analysis. Maybe J. Cole is another Nas, a artist so great, who was loved by everybody except the executives of coprates. And that’s good because that means they are talking about real things. They are autonomous, they don’t follow waves, the suites don’t have a say in their creative processes, they are true philosophers, the true voice of the people. Cole, Nigga I have “The Come Up”. Let’s not forget “The Notorious BIG” never won a Grammy too, instead they gave it to, Oh wait for this, you’ll love it! They gave to Puff Daddy! Yes, that’s right both “Biggy” and “Puffy” were nominated for “Best Rap Album” and the award went to “Puffy”! Hahahaha, in their demented world “Puffy” is better than “Biggy”! Man, fuck the Grammys for real. Award shows are fixed, it’s all about PR. Real artists never get recognized. I remember when Macklemore and Ryan Lewis won over Kendrick Lamar. It was good kid, maad city Kendrick Lamar, one of hip-hops greatest albums! How does that happen? I am sorry I mentioned the Grammys clearly they don’t have a clear criteria, quite clearly they are unreliable, they lack credibility. I was talking about J. Cole. I first heard him on “The Warm Up”. It was a great mix tape. I instantly fell in love. He had this x-factor. He was authentic and genuine. He had a arrogance. He was super hungry. He had punchlines for days! I remember when I first heard “Dead Presidents II” I lost my mind. The play on words was incredible. He was too quick, he was delivering punchline on punchline. The metaphors and similies were great. I remember a line, he said “ahead of my time, like I live my whole life backwards” and I was like what? I remember “Dreams” too, on the song his talking about the girl on “Power Trip”. Man, Cole is incredible. There was also “Lights Please” that was like conscious, “A Dollor and Dream II” that recalled his struggles and my anthem of the mixtape “I Get Up”. Damn! “The Warm Up” was so awesome. It takes me back to my high school days, riding a train to and back school. Then his debut album came out “Cole World: Sidelines Story”. I expected more. J. Cole let me down. Sure, there were magic songs like “Sideline Story”, “Can’t Get Enough” and Lost Ones” but it wasn’t enough to spark the album into life. The album sounded too controlled and commercial. It didn’t have a clear structure. It didn’t sound inspired to me. Sure it had songs like “In The Morning”, “Lights Please” and again”Lost Ones” but I knew those songs from his previous mixtapes. As a J. Cole, the album didn’t have much to offer for me. It was bitterly disappointing. Then 2013 came and he released “Born Sinner” and my whole world changed. It was the J. Cole that I knew, that I wanted. He was so awesome in the album. The album was so powerful. It was so inspired. And on the track “Let Nas Down”, he officially linked himself with Nas and apologized to the whole world for his first album! He assured us that it was just a part of the plan, he needed to appeal to the commercial space and we all forgave him. He kept his word and he has been the same ever since and now his “the greatest right now!” His third album, a concept album named “2014 Forest Hills Drive” was amazing! A real hip-hop classic! It was the first album to go Platinum without features for over 25 years. He did it alone, from the Raps to production. I have a separate post for “Forest Hills Drive”, take a look at it, I can’t talk about it here. His 4th album too, also a concept album titled “4 Your Eyez Only” is a classic. It got nominated for “Rap Album of the Year” at the Grammys and surprise, surprise it got overlooked. Then in 2018, he released one of hip-hops most important and impactful album titled “KOD”. This is an awesome album. It is J. Cole at his absolute best. The album discusses drug addiction, infedelity, taxes, facing demons, the system and money. This is a big “NO!” from the man and we all understand why this album was overlooked by the Academy. However, it solidified J. Coles name as the voice of the people, the voice of reason and a hip-hop immortal. I lead you astray there “Cold World: Sidelines Stories” was incredible! It talked about an underdog who made it despite time times. He managed to endure and made it to the other side. His done it now, his a superstar! Nigga, I am the underdog like Cole and Jigga! How do you feel about that album now? Think for yourself ntate. St. Tropez OH you made it here, Cole in his prime! Amazing song my nigga, well done! To be honest, I can’t pick between Born Sinner and Forest Hills Drive. They are both great. But I think Born Sinner has an edge. It was released a year earlier. YES! That’s my criteria. That’s something.
The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don’t bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn’t save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of a brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don’t talk, you watch talk shows. You don’t play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can’t free themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, never anticipate new life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. Well, you tell yourselves you’re being “looked after”. That you’re inches from being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am.
antakalipa 