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Female Nature

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Female nature

I know female nature, I put it all under microscopic view. I refrained from judgment, I just observed. I studied all the women in my life, from the root canal to the most distance branch in the family tree. I studied Jane Austin, I thoroughly watched the Romance genre. I watched Cinderella she’s a unicorn; she’s wonderful, kind, caring, loving and compassionate – the dream of femininity. True female nature is exampified by her sinister step-mother Madame Tremaine and her two daughters, Drizella and Anastasia. I consumed the works of Adele, Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Sade and plenty of other love songs. I know female nature, I know how they think and go about things. I know what’s hidden in the deep recesses of their subconscious. I know all their techniques and how they make you yield. I know indirection is the gameplan. The ability to stay aloof but insight suggestions and paint pictures with fabricated personas that mean absolutely nothing. I know you just a tease like a bitch that’s all bark and no bite. I know female nature, I know the game is subtle dominance, to pull the strings like Geppetto but make Pinocchio feel like his a real boy. I know the game is possession, to cause trauma and split the core leaving the body in camotose. I know female nature, it wants your weakness so it can use it against you. The master of passive aggressive behavior, the founder of the silent treatment. Oh yes, I know female nature, I know you operate on the dark side of the spectrum, I know you’re evil, I know chaos is an alliance and you love destruction like entropy. I know, I know self-preservation is all that matters. I know female nature, it’s emotional, manipulative, deceitful, unstable and unreasonable. I know, I know often times the spark plugs don’t work and you go crazy. Sometimes it’s that time of the month but we know that’s just an excuse, you just a crazy bitch! I know female nature, I know how your love can be a facade, how you can love me today and cease to love me tomorrow like an abortion, a sin. I know, I know female nature, I know how you easily get bored and restless. I know you just wanna have fun. I know how I can never predict your cycles like a volatile market, I know I will never completely understand and that’s okay, no one really does.

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BDE

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BDE (Big Dick Energy)

The pressures of BDE, I hate it, it’s overrated. Sure it’s got its perks but there’s only so much you can do with 10 inches, it’s heavy machinery. Sure, I am a legend and a God but sometimes I wish I were average. I am a humble guy and I don’t need the spectacles. The pressures of BDE, I hate it, it’s overrated. She has a skinny vagina, she keeps on pushing me back, I am hurting her, the worst thing is that I can’t push it all in, I’ll rip her a part. I am a good guy, I don’t want to send her to the emergency room. The pressures of BDE, I hate it, it’s overrated. She’s reluctant to try out different positions, so I am limited to 3 at most and I still can’t go deeper than 6 inches. I am doing it for her, I am being considerate, It’s too big, it won’t fit. I am decent guy, I don’t want to rearrange her guts. They all want 9 inches until it’s time to play. It’s difficult to be a God. The pressures of BDE, what can I do? I’ll take it, God gave me this gift, I’ll do my best with it.

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Porn Star II: New heroes

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Porn Star II: New heroes

Porn is so mainstream that I saw some kid watching it in the bus. He wasn’t jerking off or anything like that, he was just captivated by the storyline. He is a strange one, I mean watching for the storyline, I just skip right through to the action. These are our new heroes, the porn stars, these are the rock stars. The kids idolize these guys, I read an article that reported that kids think it’s normal to climax on a girl’s face. Cum on your face, it’s so gross that it’s not even inside your body, it’s outside, right in the hairy ball sack. Girls know they gotta suck dick, it’s customarily, you don’t suck dick and you dying alone. Come on let’s be real, the blowjob is the first scene of any porn film. Do you spit or swallow? You can’t say you don’t like sucking dick, that’s wrong rephrase, rather you don’t know how to suck dick. Aha, now we getting somewhere, admission is the first step to self-improvement. The generic advice is to go on to pornhub and gain tutelage from your favorite pornstar. Porn stars, these are our new heroes. You wanna be one? Oh sorry you gotta have a dick and not a pipi little boy, that won’t do, come back when you have grown. The social anxiety of porn, cause now I need “C-cups” and “D-Cups” and my back resembles an ironing board. Porn stars, these are our new heroes, flaunting unrealistic expectations, dicks so big, they basically a third leg. Scissoring ridiculous, if it were dudes, it would be a sword fight. Girl on girl my favorite but a threesum a grandslam, double penetration is brutal especially if it’s black guys, It’s better to watch the white guys, the blacks have too much confidence, that BDE (Big dick energy) where anything less than 8 inches is a huge disappointment. Porn stars, these are our new heroes, I need to get my lips done, get silicone, practice my vocal chords, try out teabaging and anal doesn’t look so bad. Porn stars, these are our new heroes, I heard there’s an enlargement pill that can add 6 inches, a pill that will make me a God!

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