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21′ Bonnie & Clyde

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21′ Bonnie & Clyde

It was Sunday morning and I got a text from her saying she was coming over. She insists Sundays are for her, oh okay. It’s not a problem, I’ve got everything sorted. I am thinking Mary-Jane, good music, high energy, inspirational moments and the possibility of laying you down. I can roll us perfect cones. Bomb cone zol. The trick is to use the Rizzla the way it is, don’t cut it. It’s a perfect sheet, besides the manufacturers know what they are doing. Bob Marley will start off the Playlist. He will get you in a good mood. I want you to relax, this is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, always think the overhaul that’s where things blossom like a flower in spring. The beautiful colors shaded in particular hues. Let’s smoke, Marijuana is great. I commit myself to being an ambassador. After Bob, I will play whatever comes to my mind, for you are now suggestive, under my spell, whipped – you are my slave. Bob Marley and Chronic are the best combination in the world. He is such a legend. Even Steve Jobs used him on his comeback season on Apple and won, Made Apple what it is today, a Billionaire, he founded Pixar, released Toy Story at the start of his CEO tenure. The start of destiny, 1995. How can the board of Apple vote against Steve, he started the company, how can he be fired? The things that happen in this world are truly amazing, you can never be certain. Steve is a legend, a genius, an innovator. Someone who does things exceptionally. At age 25, his net worth was more than 100 million! Yes, that guy used Bob Marley in his comeback campaign. The slogon was “Think Different”. It is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen, creatives just connect the dots. What hype for Bob Marley. You see, I am a hype-man, another skill, I can make you feel good. It’s not that I am a hype-man as such, I am just really positive, I have always been, I have the spirit of a child and I view the world with novel eyes. I am a happy person. I reside in a bubble of pure positivity and if you can’t build to that, you don’t deserve my energy. I love life. Marijuana is good and it will make us feel good. And If I have to absolutely make sure, I will throw in “Black Messiah” by D’Angelo and the Vanguard. That will definitely tip the scale to my side. I win hands down. That’s the best and greatest music album of all time and forever until the end of time. Listen to it in FLAC and oh yea, you’re welcome. Would I dare add John Coltrane on the Playlist? No, unfortunately you are too different John. I can’t believe I would ommit Coltrane. And my reasoning being “You are too different, too creative, too great”. At least Steve added you to his “Think Different” campaign. But you see, I need to get laid, I am sure you understand. I am thinking more of Maxwell, Usher, Al Green, Ray Charles and Alicia Keys. I need to create the correct ambiance, a sultry mood so I can get close to her, so I can get her in my arms, whisper good things in her ears, kiss her. Imagine our conversations, the bonds and connections we will be generating. We will dance in the dark like sparklers. Ignite the scene. Light up. Then in that very moment, we will engage in something very normal in our universe. We are amazing things, life, we project our world with our thoughts. We are creators of life- we are Gods. Can we be greater than our role models? I think it’s possible but very hard. So you must really practice if you want to be like your role model, really focus, top-down stuff. Maybe one day we can try out Psychedelics. They will unlock our minds like a locksmith, alter our consciousness, stimulate the regions of the brain that have been inactive for a while and help us see the world for the first time. I am talking about Psilocybin Mushrooms and DMT. We can travel to South America and try out Ayahuasca. It will help us connect with spirits and give us visions for the future. We can experience NDE (Near Death Experience) and come out of it with a deep appreciation of life. Baby, we can be reborn, we can be like children again and look at Butterflys with awe, we can chase waterbubbles on the wet grass with our shoes off and laugh until the sun sets. We can be connected with the pulse of life, the world, the universe. Then we will sit up late and talk about dreams. We will talk about all our aspirations and goals. You can help me crystallize my thoughts so that they make sense to me. Make me feel good, be on my side, make me believe, make me want to push forward and excell. Be my woman, do things that will make me go crazy. Let’s let loose and have fun, you are my woman, you and I baby is all we ever need to conquer this world.

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Heaven

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Heaven

The first thing I am going to do when I get to heaven is get Ray Charles information. I need to see him perform. That would make my whole existence. He was a creative genius, one of the best and greatest talents the world has ever seen. He was amazing! Then I am going to a Amy Winehouse concert – the same day! I want to be in pure music bliss. I want to have a lot of fun, I want to dance, sing along to the lyrics and laugh with like minded individuals. Man I swear heaven is going to be so much fun! The next day I am keeping the momentum going. I want to see Louis Armstrong and wait for it John Coltrane, he will finish my second day in heaven but if I still have time I will head over to a Miles Davis concert, man what I would do to hear “Kind of Blues” live. So John, when you done with your set please be so kind to assist Miles. I’d continue my third day with Charles Mingus! Charles you and your team just have to perform “Devil Woman” and “Devil Blues”, I am bitterly disappointed that Colombia did a greatest hits and omitted those two bangers! Charles, if you can commit to playing those two songs, then I will give you the whole of Day 3. And on Day 4, hi there “Delfonics” and “Al Green”, you know I wouldn’t miss you guys. Besides, your music is going to help me get heaven pussy. Of course I will be there, in a flash! I think I will be settled by Day 5 so I will go to a Nina Simone concert and later Roberta Flack. Roberta baby, you just gotta sing “Killing Me Softly With His Song” for me. DAMN! Heaven would be a place that I would never want to leave. There are religions that promise 7 virgins for the deceased. Imagine that! 7 virgins, all for you. Isn’t that perfect? Isn’t that the end of suffering? That is excellent marketing by God and his angels. Still, it’s not appealing to me. How are the virgins? Are they opinionated virgins who think they have rights? Are they feminist virgins? You know what? No feminists in heaven! Yall can go to hell! Heaven is not a place for feminists. Heaven is a place for good women who are obedient. That’s all a man wants when his dead, 7 obedient virgin women, who will not talk too much and ask too many questions but rather serve as sex objects and suck this dick. That’s it, that’s all we want from heaven. Can you promise that God? I don’t think I’d want 7 virgin women even in heaven. It’s too much administration and work. Will they give it up easy or do I have to work for it? Knowing women they won’t give it up easily without a challenge or getting something in return. But maybe the ruler of heaven is Old Testament God. That would be so dope, if it is Old Testament God, I am confident we will be getting our promised pussy without a strain or any delay on our side. Old Testament God is a good open-minded guy. He ruled the Bible with fear and an iron fist, I am confident in his ability to keep women in line. A man doesn’t need 7 virgin women playing hard to get. There’s also the pressure and stress of satisfying 7 virgin women. Honestly, I don’t want that kind of stress when I am dead. It’s not worth it, I am dead and in heaven, I’d rather let loose. Heaven for me would be smoking Chronic the whole day. I’d rather not have a penis too. I definitely don’t want a vagina. No sexual orientations in my heaven. Just weed, music and maybe Gordons gin. But if God insists, I will have both a penis and a vagina. I think we can negotiate on boobs, they are not neccessary. I think God will side on me with this one. It’s so typical of Pixar making me ruminate about the second life. What if there is a second layer to life like on the movie “Coco”? What if life continues after death for the absolute last time before we get to heaven or hell? What if you get to relive all the decisions you made during your first life? What if Karma finally catches up with you on this second life? Damn! I enjoyed watching Pixars ideas on “Coco”. It was such a refreshing movie, filled with imagination, awesome storytelling techniques and emotive scenes. It’s such a classic! I expect the same thing with “Soul”. It is going to be a classic, I can feel it. Hoping for the Pygmalion effect with this one. I can’t wait.

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Pregnant

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Pregnant

I got my girl pregnant. I don’t know what to make of it. My emotions are scattered like nonlinear data. I feel like a bipolar patient. Damn!

I hope it’s a boy, that would make my dreams come true. Not that I wouldnt want a beautiful little girl. I would give her the world. My father died when I was a little boy and it crushed me. It’s unfair how I never got a fair chance at life. I grew up without a father and it’s a feeling, I wouldn’t wish for an enemy. It’s something I wouldn’t wish for Satan, we all need love. But I hear his voice in my head suggesting, whispering to take fleet. To hit the road jack and never come back, no more, no more, no more.

It’s a thought I am flirting with but it’s not serious. Still, it lurks in the darkness like a thief like the night. Will I ultimately yield to the Devils suggestions? Do I yield to his wit? His solutions do provide an escape. An avenue to start a fresh and a new canvas to commence a different painting. The Devils solutions cancel all preexisting mistakes. They terminate stupidity. And maybe that’s all it was, not that I regret the pussy. Quite the opposite, it really was a slice of heaven. Her pussy was warm and toasty, delicious. It was accommodating. It was like being in an oven. It was tight and pulled me in like a zip. Her pussy was like an asylum, It was absolutely crazy! So maybe I am a coward. After all, I took her innocence and planted falsified tales about our future together in her mind.

I am not ready to be a father.

These are all thoughts, nothing is definite. I would never do that to her. Although, I do have fears of being a bad father. Am I enough? Will my kid be proud of his father? Do I have it in me to be a good father? What about my future, my dreams. The timing is bad. I just don’t think children raising children is a good idea. I am not ready. I still have a mother, I can’t be a father. I can’t give my child the future he deserves, one that I never had. How am I going to take care of him when I don’t want a job? How am I going to get a job when I didn’t go to school? Why must you demand so much of me? How is that fair? Why must you win?

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