You will always find me at the table with pretty girls or the cool guys. When I walk in everyone is eager to give me a beer. Like “take one in the cooler, we are together”. Thanks mpinch, my throat was dry. Black Label, Heineken, Castle it’s all the same to me. But I prefer Corona, it’s lighter and I can cover more distance. To the stoners, I see you, I’ll be with you shortly, I got some stuff I got in the jungle that will make you wanna bless the good stuff, I got you, I am here, always the herb man, I should be spice. Ice cold charisma that will have reminencing ice, mixing Hennessy dry gin with no ice, take it straight to the head. When my nigga Stee pull up, it’s Convosier, Monkey Shoulder, Remy Martin, 48, Heiger or some stuff I’ve never had before. Bottles on bottles, everyone loves him, he’s a charismatic guy. VSOP on a typical Tuesday, Yea he’s a legend, respect. The great man on the credits, he is the greatest of all time. Critical analysis, I think the pals I drink with love me more than my church mates. Cause after a days work, I be drunk and out of my mind, I don’t have transport but my drinking buddies always find me on the road and deliver me to my doorstep. It’s different with my church mates, they just drive past me, it’s like I am invisible, they don’t care whether I make it home safely or not. A couple puffs of the hubbly and I feel light headed, I am dizzy, but the girls are here so what can I do, I keep puffying, hoping my clouds will get me to heaven. Thank you God for the experience. This is my live feed, having fun, drinking and smoking with beautiful girls. The tough guys who start up shit on the playground, we cowards nigga we just gon shoot you and kill you, ain’t nobody got time for that. You narcissistic niggas, you think everything is about you don’t you? Tough luck tonight. This is my live feed, chilling with beautiful girls, puffing hubbly.
There’s nothing better than sharing a joint. It’s a unique experience. Participants involved in the partaking of the activity are complicit and committed. We smoke for the whole journey. When you are smoking a joint with someone you are enjoying the process and the end result. We know what we are doing, we want to get high, just to relax or have a good time. It’s a very good thing, plus it won’t kill you, unlike cigarettes, it kills off cancer. Regardless, there are many ways to die. Put in some viga or dry gin, it absolutely makes no difference to me. Remember “Life’s a bitch” on Nas’ Illmatic album, lauded by everyone as the greatest hip-hop album of all time! “Life’s a bitch, and then you die, that’s why we get high, because you never when you gonna go, Life’s a bitch and then you die, that’s why we puff lye” and then that horn at the end, it is such a beautiful song. It has a Scorsese, Godfather, Scarface feel to it.
When you choose to get high, you want to alter you mood and emotions. You want to escape to travel the milky-way and different galaxies and cosmoses. Life is difficult, you want to go through it not high? Well Godspeed my brother, I wish you all the best, I need some zol in my life, it’s God’s gift to humanity, it’s good, it comes from the earth. Imagine, Monsanto can’t do anything to my weed! That is great, thanks God, we thank you for our weed. Man, I am also a better roller these days, I am beginning to perfect my cones, at the end of this year, my cones will be perfect. I can also roll slenders now, I can just about roll you any type of joint my brother. Smoking a joint with someone is such a blessed experience, it is spiritual, magical, an experience ordained by angels and life in its entirety. There also can’t be negative energy when we are smoking. There’s no attitude problem and no one is going to get raped.
It was Sunday morning and I got a text from her saying she was coming over. She insists Sundays are for her, oh okay. It’s not a problem, I’ve got everything sorted. I am thinking Mary-Jane, good music, high energy, inspirational moments and the possibility of laying you down. I can roll us perfect cones. Bomb cone zol. The trick is to use the Rizzla the way it is, don’t cut it. It’s a perfect sheet, besides the manufacturers know what they are doing. Bob Marley will start off the Playlist. He will get you in a good mood. I want you to relax, this is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, always think the overhaul that’s where things blossom like a flower in spring. The beautiful colors shaded in particular hues. Let’s smoke, Marijuana is great. I commit myself to being an ambassador. After Bob, I will play whatever comes to my mind, for you are now suggestive, under my spell, whipped – you are my slave. Bob Marley and Chronic are the best combination in the world. He is such a legend. Even Steve Jobs used him on his comeback season on Apple and won, Made Apple what it is today, a Billionaire, he founded Pixar, released Toy Story at the start of his CEO tenure. The start of destiny, 1995. How can the board of Apple vote against Steve, he started the company, how can he be fired? The things that happen in this world are truly amazing, you can never be certain. Steve is a legend, a genius, an innovator. Someone who does things exceptionally. At age 25, his net worth was more than 100 million! Yes, that guy used Bob Marley in his comeback campaign. The slogon was “Think Different”. It is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen, creatives just connect the dots. What hype for Bob Marley. You see, I am a hype-man, another skill, I can make you feel good. It’s not that I am a hype-man as such, I am just really positive, I have always been, I have the spirit of a child and I view the world with novel eyes. I am a happy person. I reside in a bubble of pure positivity and if you can’t build to that, you don’t deserve my energy. I love life. Marijuana is good and it will make us feel good. And If I have to absolutely make sure, I will throw in “Black Messiah” by D’Angelo and the Vanguard. That will definitely tip the scale to my side. I win hands down. That’s the best and greatest music album of all time and forever until the end of time. Listen to it in FLAC and oh yea, you’re welcome. Would I dare add John Coltrane on the Playlist? No, unfortunately you are too different John. I can’t believe I would ommit Coltrane. And my reasoning being “You are too different, too creative, too great”. At least Steve added you to his “Think Different” campaign. But you see, I need to get laid, I am sure you understand. I am thinking more of Maxwell, Usher, Al Green, Ray Charles and Alicia Keys. I need to create the correct ambiance, a sultry mood so I can get close to her, so I can get her in my arms, whisper good things in her ears, kiss her. Imagine our conversations, the bonds and connections we will be generating. We will dance in the dark like sparklers. Ignite the scene. Light up. Then in that very moment, we will engage in something very normal in our universe. We are amazing things, life, we project our world with our thoughts. We are creators of life- we are Gods. Can we be greater than our role models? I think it’s possible but very hard. So you must really practice if you want to be like your role model, really focus, top-down stuff. Maybe one day we can try out Psychedelics. They will unlock our minds like a locksmith, alter our consciousness, stimulate the regions of the brain that have been inactive for a while and help us see the world for the first time. I am talking about Psilocybin Mushrooms and DMT. We can travel to South America and try out Ayahuasca. It will help us connect with spirits and give us visions for the future. We can experience NDE (Near Death Experience) and come out of it with a deep appreciation of life. Baby, we can be reborn, we can be like children again and look at Butterflys with awe, we can chase waterbubbles on the wet grass with our shoes off and laugh until the sun sets. We can be connected with the pulse of life, the world, the universe. Then we will sit up late and talk about dreams. We will talk about all our aspirations and goals. You can help me crystallize my thoughts so that they make sense to me. Make me feel good, be on my side, make me believe, make me want to push forward and excell. Be my woman, do things that will make me go crazy. Let’s let loose and have fun, you are my woman, you and I baby is all we ever need to conquer this world.
antakalipa 