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Spite beer

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Spite beer

I am tired of feeding other men’s habits, week in, week out, I am the one buying beer. These motherfuckers, bloodsuckers, they are sucking me dry, like mosquitos, buzzing, irritating, never contributing anything to the group. How can you come to people with nothing? You wanna drink other men? I am tired of thinking for people who don’t think for me. They never buy me beer but I buy for them every time, round after round. I don’t need this, I have a girlfriend. They are using me, masquerading as my friends, using me to further their gains, they think I don’t see. I am cool guy but I can’t be helping niggas all the time, what do they do for me? My compassion is my weakness, I need to get my house in order, I can’t be saving other people. 24 Corona is not enough, less than an hour and nothing, I only had two beers, they are working against time, where did the other 22 go? They not using beer as an agent to enhance the experience, instead they using it as a storage tank, gulping the beer not thinking it runs out, now who needs to buy another 24? So I’ll get spite beer, something that will deter them, repel them like Peaceful sleep, fucking mosquitoes, a drink that will shrivel their faces like sour grapes. Spite beer is the only solution, I will retain more units of beer while saving up on buying more. Spite beer, now to want beer is to want the spite beer! Spite beer because I need to control my paradigm. Spite beer because I don’t need anymore friends. Spite beer because it’s more progressive.

Boobs, Beer and Piano

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Boobs, Beer & Piano

Earlier in the year I was feeling bummed out. Progress was there but money was on a snails pace. My mother was on my case and I couldn’t do anything about it because I was still living at her place. Like your peers are ahead and you aren’t even running the race. What she didn’t see is that I was still building a base. I am doing this alone, I have no connections. You are mistaken, you need to do your corrections. I am driving straight to the top and I have the directions. Making babies is easy all I need is an errection. My so call friends think they are better than me. Thinking because they bought beer they birthed me. So I got water and stayed in the social environment. I exist besides you not because of you. Money was at the root of my problems and so I was depressed. My friend came up to me and wanted to know why I was so depressed. It wasn’t something I could explain or something I wanted to talk about. She left it at that and went out to buy some beer. When she returned, she asked me if I wanted to squeeze her boobs and I replied in the affirmative. Then we drank beer and listened to some music. It was a clean job, I was good as new and all it took was just boobs, beer and piano. She’s a phenomenal girl.

Mavis

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Mavis

Aowa Mavis did you even take a bath? You wake up with beer in your hand. How are your kids going to respect you? Do you even respect yourself? Everyday it’s the same thing, different men who be trying to gain access. Aowa Mavis, your children be crying all night, where are you? We can’t be always stepping in. True, as your neighbors we have made peace but damn where are you? What kind of woman are you? Love yourself Mavis. Suffer with your children, do what it takes. You can’t be going out with different men every night. Leave the beer! You can’t be drinking everyday, at least priotize drinking only on weekends, drinking everyday is irresponsible! You love beer more than your life. What about your kids? Think Mavis think! Your kids can’t be seeing different men every night. Grow up Mavis it’s time to do things that will be beneficial to your future. You not getting any younger. Aowa Mavis do the right thing. You are a grown woman, if that guy gets you it’s all over. You know it and everybody here knows it. You can’t be changing men in front of everyone, we are grown, respect us. Mavis you are disrespectful. You don’t love us, you love us when you need something. After today no one is going to stand with you. You don’t respect anyone Mavis. Tsek! Tell that boy to go away! You are not going anywhere, respect yourself Mavis. You can do better. You can laugh but at least you know the truth. Mavis, you are wrong! You are not sitting with cartoons here. Mavis, you are useless! How can you do that in front of us? 99 vele? You have no timing whatsoever! You are useless Mavis, absolutely useless. You are not a person Mavis, you are fail, absolutely fail. Sies! Today you showed us your true colors. Are you content with being someone’s snack in the bathroom? Aowa Mavis, stop drinking alcohol. You can’t be locking the kids outside. You are a bad parent Mavis.

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Connect better real life or social media

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Connect better real life or social media

The internet has done amazing things when it comes to connecting us. It has has made things easier and convenient.

I got invited to a braai and I saw a girl that I liked and so I hugged her, she held me tight. She was warm and smelled really good. She was happy to see me, the evidence came from her voice, it was cheerful and high pitched. Her body language was open towards me, her legs were facing me and her hands were spread out for me to embrace her. She was enthused.

Then I sat next to a girl who clearly has the biggest crush on me. She was fidgeting, nervy and moving all the time. She had a nervous energy, she touched her hair and kept moving her legs anxiously. This was until her boyfriend saw all that energy and told her to come sit next to him, she was relieved and went right next to him. After that she was calm and stopped being so nervous and nervy, she collaborated more with the social group. I tend to have that effect on the ladies, they love me. Truthfully I understand, I am amazing.

Then I conversed with my friends about soccer, it was passionate and hearty. We also talked a lot about stupid and improbable things, we laughed a lot. There was alcohol and so I drank. There was also weed and I smoked. It was great, plus we had music and everyone was dancing. The drinks in the cooler were cold and we took out Hagermeister straight out the freezer for some shots. Everyone’s body language was open, everyone was happy. The place had a vibe and energy.

Zoom meetings or FaceTime doesn’t have that. You can’t scout people’s mannerisms, you can’t see body language, you see what I only want you to see, you can’t feel the sensations like cold beer and a warm hug. You also can’t be spontaneous, everything is structured and the meeting has to end. You can’t change locations or move around. There’s no food and you can’t share a joint with your friends. Zoom and FaceTime are good only if you intend on being professional, when the process has a clearly defined end-goal.

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